"I took my dad on a cruise once, as a gift, for mother’s day"

"I completed the London Marathon last year. I got out of bed and watched it all the way through."

"Here's a message for anyone involved in the disappearance of Darren Day. Thanks."
"There is an old tradition in show business. But I prefer girls."

"I get very nervous on a first date, which is strange as they are the only kind I have."