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"I said to my girlfriend, ‘When I die I’d like to die making love!’ She said, 'At least we know it’ll be quick’"

"I completed the London Marathon last year. I got out of bed and watched it all the way through."

"Here's a message for anyone involved in the disappearance of Darren Day. Thanks."

"There is an old tradition in show business. But I prefer girls."

"I get very nervous on a first date, which is strange as they are the only kind I have."

Listen to sound bites taken from a performance on board the Marco Polo.

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